Construction resume gaffes are related to construction professional’s resume. these include construction worker, construction estimator, construction engineer, construction laborer. construction domain is a very specialized domain dealing with building of highways, bridges, towers, etc. gaffes in construction can be very comical.
Following is the list of gaffes of construction professionals
· “experience : specialized in construction of tombs”
· “name: I am bob the builder”
· “skills: specialized in building buildings”
· “key skills include concrete communication skills”
· “strength: ability to lift 2004 pounds with crane and 1 pound with hands”
· “educations: did not attend any school and graduated with distinction”
Some of truly hilarious gaffes related to construction resume gaffes include
· “proficient in drilling with drills both hand powered and electric powered and neumatik powered”
· “very wise and knowledgeable in carpentry and masonry and worked as construction worker”
· “experience : worked on orders of site supervisor, usually disagreeing with him very often”
· “achievements: always reprimanded and commended by chief foreman”
· “position held: worked as chief construction estimator on a honors post”
· “expertise include working without any safety equipments on place”
List of really stupid gaffes are,
· “experience in construction of special sewers”
· “can work for 23.5 hours continuously digging grave, proficient in graveyard construction”
· “constructed buildings worth 900 billion dollars”
· “physical skills include bullying people, have fights, in totality I am a macho man, fit for heavy duty works
· “skills: profiency in labor pains as I worked as construction labor”
· “objective: want to build a building which build on mars and building can seen from earth topmost building”
· “experience : worked on moon construction site in weightless conditions”
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